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Sheriff's Office Wants People To Report Crimes Of Exes For Valentines Day

County Sheriff’s deputy patrol car

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Got an ex who did you wrong and is wanted by the police? The Monroe County Sheriff’s office suggests February is the perfect month to turn in an ex-Valentine.

In a released statement:

“Sheriff Goodnough is announcing the 2024 Valentine’s Day Special!”

“Do you have an ex-Valentine with outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs or weapons in the vehicle? Give us a call with their location and we will take care of the rest.”

“This Valentine’s Day Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay with luxurious ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ accommodations, and a professional glamour shot that may be posted online for all to enjoy. This special is capped off with a very special Valentine dinner.”

“This special is too too sweet to pass up! Don’t wait! Operators are standing by at 734-243-7070!”

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